I've lost that little bit of the bottom of my phone.

Yeah, bugger it, only had the phone a week or so and already lost the little charger cover thingy. Damn the fiddly little thing.

Looks like I'll have to try and steal one from someone who's got the same phone. Shouldn't be too hard, mind, it seems every bugger's got one already and now I just look common. Why aren't people buying Nokia 3210's anymore? Those were the days when everyone had the stupid de di der derr, de di derr derrr, de dee derrr durrr derrrrrr ringtone that annoyed the bejesus out of everyone before ringtones got so commercial.

So thats it, I've lost it and now have to rob another one. Blast.

Valentine's Day coming up in ten days. Bollocks... what should I get? Won't be leaving it until the day before like I did at Christmas but still need to get thinking.

Do girls like ponies on Valentines Day? Is that quite romantic? How about a magazine subsciption?