Chavs! Bloody Chavs!! Die pikey scum, die...

Hate them, I really do. All those Burberry clad twats that just hang around outside the Spar or in their Novas at the local drive thru. Why do they do the things they do. Do they think it will earn them respect from the world as a whole? Will dressing like a hooligan get them all their heart's desire? In my opinion they dress and act the way they do soley to piss off everyone else in the world.

Wankers!

This is to all the Chavs, Kevins, Pikeys or whatever it is you call them in your region....

GET TO FUCK YOU TOSSERS!

Anyway, now thats out of my system... have I told you about my girlfriend? She's the bestest in the world and I love her with all my heart. You hear me bird, I bloody love you you big soft apeth and here I am broadcasting it to the world.