Small TVs and holes in my socks.

So I found myself wondering today why water, which can sit underground for years on end undisturbed, can suddenly develop a use by date once Evian have stuck it in a bottle and printed pretty little labels for it. Any explanation?

Now, do I have anything to complain about? At the moment... no.

Actually yes, there is. I got woken up again this morning by Jamster who, for some reason, keep texting me stupid offers in the middle of the bloody night. Why? Why do their stupid computers (or whatever it is that sends out these things) always seem to time it for four o'clock a.m. when the sane people of the world are all sleeping and the rest are downloading that fucking frog? Why, for the love of God!!

Also I may have found a competitor for the frog, some stupid bird thingy, check it out. Soon to be annoying the shit out of you in public anytime soon.

Mind you, on the plus side there is this site to try to appease the anger you feel.

Oh yeah, that small TV I mentioned...

Aren't camera phones fun?